So I'm officially in the upgraded C family! Not sure it deserves all the hype it gets!First of all the bra I had to get looks like something you order out of a hospital catalog or the ones that come in a box and have a time limit like 18 hours proudly advertised. What happens after 18 hours by the way? Huge and official and so not sexy! I thought C cups would have been more exotic then this. In reality they are just huge road maps to Disneyland all vainy and gross and man do they itch! They should really just make bras for pregnant woman made out of caution tape!!! You know...hands off, no trespassing and under construction!
I picked up this bigger and better two headed helmet bra on Saturday and already by today I think I need a bigger one! I had to strap on the bra exstender so I could breath. Oh sigh. I'm never happy right!!!! And neither is Mike with strict orders to not feed the animals or reach in the cage for fear his hand may be bitten off!
If I had kept my private blog more exclussive I may have had the courage to post pics of the mondo evolution of my chest. So far it's been more exciting then the evolution of my tummy! And the grand finally is really what people would pay to see at Ripley's Believe it or not! I swear you would think I had a head transplanted onto someones elses body! I for real, no joke, look totally post op, porn star auditon, TLC freak of nature tonight at 9. I have boobs up to my collar bone and into my arm pits. The few individuals I have scared by showing them my plight in the past can attest! It's some kind of wrong I tell ya!
So here I sit growing things. A baby and two huge boobs! All three not so fun on my back, hard to cloth and all "itching" to just get bigger!
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ah beck. you are killing me today.
TWO THUMBS UP FOR T-SHIRT CLEAVAGE!
welcome to the circus:)
p.s.
I am on cookie #4. TODAY. not total...
dude, size c is the best! oh i wish i would be that size again someday! 2 more months of nursing and i am hoping to be back to normal.
some people never go back down, and this is what scares me. i have been huge since I got pregnant with leah- they never went down because I went from pregnancy to nursing to pregnancy without a break in the middle. i hope they remember how to shrink again because double ds SUCK!!!
wow that is great. All of us As are so happy for you and a little jealous that you made it to a C!
I hear ya sister! I got measured after Luke was born was was a freaking 34DDD! HELLO! That's just obscene.
I guess we flat girls have to experience big boobies once in our lifetime.
I think my belly has been doing more growing than my boobs during pregnancy haha. I know they have grown, but I don't think they have grown as much as you haha ;) That or my belly is so huge at this point it is hard to tell which has changed the most ;)
Good luck!
I'm sorry. Welcome to my everyday world. I swear I think I had size C's by the time I was like 12 lol.
Me and my little B-size boobies (on a good day with the brand of bra that probably runs small) shake in laughter and jealousy!
That is hilarious! I am soooo with you on this one. It must be the 3rd baby thing, because I've never had boobs this big, even when I was overweight. Oh and I also bought a new bra. I'm a C also! I've had people tell me I don't look pregnant but gosh, did you get a boob job! I call it my big smiley face - two huge boobs and belly all merged together! Ahh the joys of pregnancy!
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