Is this not the funniest face or what!!! Duuuurrrrrr!!!!!
Check out my FAMILY BLOG by pressing HERE to see pics of Charlies Nursery!!! I finally finished it last night at midnight!!!
May 13, 2009
Ha ha ha!!!!
Is this not the funniest face or what!!! Duuuurrrrrr!!!!!
Check out my FAMILY BLOG by pressing HERE to see pics of Charlies Nursery!!! I finally finished it last night at midnight!!!
May 11, 2009
May 7, 2009
6 week check up!
So today I got my baby slide checked out! Fun visit huh! It's funny how in 6 weeks you revert back to your old ways, all shy and cross legged in the office! It was only a few months ago I was happily spreading those same legs practically begging the doctor to get in there and make something happen already!
I sat there on the table naked from the waist down waiting and waiting! Lucky me! The doctor had to run down stairs to do an emergency C section. Can't fault the guy! If that were me down stairs I would have want him there ASAP! It made me wish for those cool things they have at airports now for people picking up passengers. You know...the waiting area with the huge light up monitors telling you when flights land and if there were delays! Couldn't we come up with something similar for doc's. They can have some sort of tracking device and in the waiting rooms a giant board wouldl tell us...
" in operating room!"
"down stairs massaging some poor girls perineum so it wont tear, this could take a while it's her first!"
"Washing his hands and then on his way up so get naked now!"
Unfortunately they haven't installed that feature so there I sat naked wrapped in my toga. I had to jump on and off the table a dozen times to deal with Charlie! Fix her passy, wipe her drool all the while just waiting for him to open the door any moment and catch me by surprise causing me to startle and drop my sheet and bear it all. MORTIFICATION!!!!
Thankfully I had those 15 or so minutes alone. Charlie bug was passing gas like she was in a farting contest! By the way she would have won! DUDE!!!
So all is well in the regin we call Cha Chee! I know I should use it's tecnical term but who want's to read the word VAGINA on someones blog! Ha!!!! I made you read it!!!!
I can offically have relations and work out! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Not in the moooood for either! I was hoping he was going to tell me I was cleared for some sort of eating contest instead. Way more exciting !
I sat there on the table naked from the waist down waiting and waiting! Lucky me! The doctor had to run down stairs to do an emergency C section. Can't fault the guy! If that were me down stairs I would have want him there ASAP! It made me wish for those cool things they have at airports now for people picking up passengers. You know...the waiting area with the huge light up monitors telling you when flights land and if there were delays! Couldn't we come up with something similar for doc's. They can have some sort of tracking device and in the waiting rooms a giant board wouldl tell us...
" in operating room!"
"down stairs massaging some poor girls perineum so it wont tear, this could take a while it's her first!"
"Washing his hands and then on his way up so get naked now!"
Unfortunately they haven't installed that feature so there I sat naked wrapped in my toga. I had to jump on and off the table a dozen times to deal with Charlie! Fix her passy, wipe her drool all the while just waiting for him to open the door any moment and catch me by surprise causing me to startle and drop my sheet and bear it all. MORTIFICATION!!!!
Thankfully I had those 15 or so minutes alone. Charlie bug was passing gas like she was in a farting contest! By the way she would have won! DUDE!!!
So all is well in the regin we call Cha Chee! I know I should use it's tecnical term but who want's to read the word VAGINA on someones blog! Ha!!!! I made you read it!!!!
I can offically have relations and work out! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Not in the moooood for either! I was hoping he was going to tell me I was cleared for some sort of eating contest instead. Way more exciting !
May 6, 2009
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