
- A threesome is a regular event. A tiny body magically appears in your bed at night and you get kicked and elbowed and head butted and for some strange reasons it's ok some times .
- Wiping a snotty noes doesn't always require a tissue.
- You catch yourself hiding things like gum, lipstick and crayons... all things you have found in your carpet or on your walls in the last week!
- A trip to TARGET has to include a popcorn and drink combo to be somewhat of a success.
- Going out with no make up, wet hair in a ponytail and kids who dress them selves is ok once in a while.
- The thought of one more trip to McDonald's play land sounds better then nothing.
- You've exposed yourself in a dressing room while trying to catch a naughty kid out the door.
- You've sat on a toilet in a public restroom with the door wide open because your 4 year old is ready to go before you are!
- Finishing your kids meal is actually your share of lunch.
- You get home from grocery shopping and you come to find you bought mystery items that appear out of thin air on the grocery belt and wha la become yours!
- Words ending in "ies" are part of your every day language... "eggies, sockies, shoesies, ..."
- You let your kid wear the same ridicules outfit she did the day before because it beats having to listen to a melt down and your going no where anyway!
- You look more like a preteen upstairs then you did as a preteen!
- You can't talk to a friend on the phone without a toddler wanting to talk too.
- Staying in your robe till after lunch is the norm.
- A regular cart no longer cuts it. Your forced to push those horribly awkward car carts that you kids never stay in and you end up holding one, telling the other to get off the roof and you try to push the dang thing with your one arm and your hip... yeah good times!
- Your car resembles a near empty cereal bag with crumbs and food pieces all over the bottom of it!
- You do something you swore you would never do as a parent but you do it anyway!
- Mac and Cheese make you gag!
- You buy more for your kids or your home then you do for yourself.
- 9:30 seems late!!!!!!!!